October 30, 2014
In
Amusing Things, Creative Miscellany, Magnets, Music, Pop Culture, Prints
Opening Lines
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
October 10, 2014
In
Amusing Things, Prints
Party Like It’s 1492
In honor of Columbus Day, aka Explorers’ Day, aka Indigenous Peoples’ Day, aka It’s Pretty Fucked Up That We Still Celebrate This Monster Day, Zazzle is currently offering sales of up to 50% off during their “SALE The Ocean Blue” promotion. And who wants to worry about genocide or horrible puns when you can SAVE?
October 7, 2014
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Cards, Invitations, Prints, Save The Dates, Weddings
World Map Invitations
Due to the popularity of our customizable state invitation collection, we’ve expanded our invitation options to include the entire world!
April 27, 2014
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Amusing Things, Pop Culture, Prints
Food Fight
In our modern, workaday, jet-setting, go-go-90s lives, it’s customary to think of food as something that just appears in supermarkets and restaurants on command. It’s just there when you want it, as normal and blasé as perfect interior temperature control or a pocket computer which can contact anyone in the world in seconds. I click a few buttons on the Internet and a half-hour later someone hands me a bag of food and leaves: YAWN.
Food is safe, boring, normcore.
Yeah, he’s vegetable man
We’re sick of it, and so we came up with some new prints to help bring back a little bit of that old-school, hunter-gatherer edge to the kitchen. You know what pairs well with a pork tenderloin? Menace.*
Links (open in new window):
- You put the lime in the coconut
- Eat your vegetables
- So many layers (alternate version)
- If a cow ever got the chance, it would eat YOU
- You don’t win friends with salad (alternate version with hamburger)
Pair them with one of our robot grocery tote bags for twice the terror. Good thing you’re cooking with a knife in your hand; I hope nothing else goes wrong.
* Menace, and Simpsons jokes.
March 31, 2014
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Amusing Things, Movies, Pop Culture
This Is What Happens, Larry
Sometimes there’s a man… I won’t say a hero, ’cause, what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a man. And I’m talkin’ about the Dude here. Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s the Dude, in Los Angeles.
From one of our favorite movies of all time, we’ve got a new design lamenting an iconic tragedy. We’re talking about drawing a line in the sand here! Across which you DO NOT-
Well, I guess what we’re saying is:
Available as a print here.
Even better, we’ve reworked the quote a little to fit onto a card for that special someone you care about, whether it’s a bowling buddy, a redheaded lover, or a Little Lebowski Urban Achiever:
The inside can be customized to your liking. Some suggestions from Nothing-Mundane:
- Get well soon!
- Thinking of you!
- Coitus?
And if you don’t like this design…
I guess that’s the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin’ itself.
March 18, 2014
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Amusing Things, Prints
One Fish, Two Fish
Some people have more cowboy in them than others. But everybody has water in them, except for mummies. That’s the reason why we made this sea cowboy graphic, and definitely not something I just made up.
