Ford That River
If you grew up when we did, playing Oregon Trail was pretty much mandatory. At least we learned a lot of survival skills from our play: ammo is more important than food; rabbits are impossible to shoot; and there is no way to get a wagon across a stream without potentially killing somebody. In fact, you pretty much can’t do anything without potentially killing somebody.
Well, we made a series of designs reflecting some of our favorite Oregon Trail moments. There’s the “Rampage” (don’t pretend like you haven’t done it):
(available as a dark t-shirt, light t-shirt, mouse pad, mug, notebook, bag, and playing cards)
The “Superman” (no human could manage such a feat!):
(available as a colored t-shirt, white t-shirt, apron, bag, and bumper sticker)
And the “Inevitable” (sorry about the cholera):
(make and customize your t-shirt here)
Get yourself some classic Oregon Trail gear, and don’t forget to pour a little out for all those buffalo left along the way.
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. We like mustaches. One of us has a real one (you’ll never guess who). We like being silly.
