We know it’s a little late in the season, but it’s still August and Labor Day hasn’t come.  That means there’s still plenty of time to (1) wear white, and (2) cook outside with some friends!

One problem – how do you get those friends to come??  It’s an age old question, which Nothing Mundane used to solve with chloroform.

Now, we’ve got a better way, and it won’t leave your friends with mild amnesia or a chloroform dependency – a real win-win-win:

Yes, these classy cards will let you brag all about your below-50% salmonella rate with style.  As a bonus, if you buy too many, you can light them up to start your grill! (Unlike those lousy chloroform rags.)

We’ve also got an apron, for those who need some protection when it starts getting hot and heavy out there:

Feel free to overdo it, knowing all your friends and family will be safely watching from at least one foot away.  Nothing could possibly go wrong!

Weeeee, fire!