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On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
It’s the end of the summer, which means the days are cooling off and the nights are… also cooling off. Despite our love of the holidays, it’s a bit of a drag. But there’s still time for one last hurrah!
In that spirit, let’s transition seamlessly to something which has to do with a product we made. Did you know that you should store papayas on the counter and that they are a high ethylene gas producer?
Lots of other fruits do this too. In fact, the science of produce storage is so complex that we fit it onto a 4×6 magnet for your fridge!
Actually, that doesn’t seem that complex. So we also made a cheat sheet for measurement unit conversions, because this is America and these colors don’t metric system!
Our measurement and produce storage magnets fit nicely onto your refrigerator and can withstand literally millions of referential glances. And if you’re more of the antihero type, we also have a “dark” version of the produce storage magnet.
So grab a set, and your supply can be as fresh as your cooking is meticulous. You can take our word for it: these designs are so handy we already snagged some for ourselves.