Speaking of coffee:  one of our only sisters or in-laws has a Ph.D. (for real) in coffee (ish).  She has a Kickstarter for a film she wants to make called Ground.  It basically follows the origin of how a plant becomes delicious go-go juice.

There’s fire!  And no annoying talking!  You should check it out.

Meanwhile, all this talk of coffee is making us literally want to drink a pot of coffee.  Maybe not, like, 100% literally, but around 20% literally, sure, which is pretty solid we think.  100% literally drinking a pot of coffee always ends badly.

We pause to note that no matter how crazy your Google Image Search dreams, they always come true.  Want like 10 pictures of people pouring coffee all over themselves while drinking from a pot of coffee?  Not a problem.  There is no level of bizarre request that cannot be fulfilled.

The guy in the robe is even holding a mug in his other hand.

Coincidentally,  or not really, we have been figuratively flooding the Zazzle store with merchandise, and one of our new items is a mug.  Not just any mug; but a worthy contender to one of the greatest mugs of all time, and frankly, twice as awesome, because there are twice as many robots.

It features the only mug you will see today featuring a break-dance fight between a robot dancing robot and a wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tubeman, statistically speaking.  And, it literally holds coffee.

Gourmands will note the proper use of a french press. It is pouring coffee into a mug; not directly into a mouth.   Seems a little overcomplicated to us, but that’s just how you drink fancy coffee.

Now go support “Ground!”