The Green Eyed Monster
Occasionally we find something on The Internets that we just have to share. These cards by Finch and Hare are insanely awesome, clever, and well done. Man, we wish this was our idea.
Occasionally we find something on The Internets that we just have to share. These cards by Finch and Hare are insanely awesome, clever, and well done. Man, we wish this was our idea.
We have a new product, and at the risk of seeming hubristic, it is the greatest thing to ever exist in the world.
Behold: the Nothing Mundane Universal Card!
The Nothing Mundane Universal Card frees you from the shackles of dischoosing, putting you in the driver’s seat to self-realization. It’s also perfect for figuratively all occasions, whether a birthday, wedding, valentine’s day, or Tuesday. You can express every emotion that matters, betray humanity to the robots, and use pronouns – truly, the universe of human experience.
If you are like us, you are unable to plan for important dates more than zero days in advance. Well, just buy a bunch of these babies (babies are traditionally sold in bunches), and rather than cop to forgetting your 25th anniversary, you can just claim you left the card in your desk – then return a conquering hero. (Note: do not forget your 25th anniversary.)
But wait, there’s more! To promote the universal card, we made an online Choose Your Own Adventure game. It is short, absurd, and we guarantee (no we don’t) it will be worth the few minutes of your time it will take to complete.
Plus, we scattered baby animal pictures throughout because puppies.
Usually we do not participate in nor condone the retail strategy of “Christmas in July.” Procrastination is our forte; planning ahead makes us uneasy. However, we know that there are people out there capable of looking more than forty-five seconds into the future – probably through some form of voodoo – and this post is for all those sorcerers planners.
Nothing Mundane presents… holiday cards! In the middle of summer! Zazzle is running a “Christmas in July” promo, so you can get them up to 60% off by using the promocode JULYHOLIDAYZ until July 25, 2014 at 11:59PM (PT). The Z is for savingz – time to stock up!
Have a special ho in your life? Or maybe several, depending upon local area codes? Well, don’t fret, we have the perfect card for you:
Just imagine all the fun conversations you can have with relatives both young and elderly alike! (alternative layout / t-shirt versions available too)
Not sweet enough for you? Okay, well how about this:
Get it? Wholesome? Don’t worry, it will be hilarious come December. (minimalists can change or remove the text with the “customize this” button)
We also offer the gingerbread men on stamps, wrapping paper, and t-shirts. Available in both “whyishelickinghislips” and “omgsomeonejustatemylegwhatiswrongwithhim” flavors.
This year, get a jump on the holidays – before it can get the jump on you.
Sometimes there’s a man… I won’t say a hero, ’cause, what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a man. And I’m talkin’ about the Dude here. Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s the Dude, in Los Angeles.
From one of our favorite movies of all time, we’ve got a new design lamenting an iconic tragedy. We’re talking about drawing a line in the sand here! Across which you DO NOT-
Well, I guess what we’re saying is:
Available as a print here.
Even better, we’ve reworked the quote a little to fit onto a card for that special someone you care about, whether it’s a bowling buddy, a redheaded lover, or a Little Lebowski Urban Achiever:
The inside can be customized to your liking. Some suggestions from Nothing-Mundane:
And if you don’t like this design…
I guess that’s the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin’ itself.