Ford That River

If you grew up when we did, playing Oregon Trail was pretty much mandatory.  At least we learned a lot of survival skills from our play:  ammo is more important than food; rabbits are impossible to shoot; and there is no way to get a wagon across a stream without potentially killing somebody.  In fact, you pretty much can’t do anything without potentially killing somebody.

Well, we made a series of designs reflecting some of our favorite Oregon Trail moments.  There’s the “Rampage” (don’t pretend like you haven’t done it):

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(available as a dark t-shirt, light t-shirtmouse pad, mug, notebook, bag, and playing cards)

The “Superman” (no human could manage such a feat!):

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(available as a colored t-shirt, white t-shirtapron, bag, and bumper sticker)

And the “Inevitable” (sorry about the cholera):

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(make and customize your t-shirt here)

Get yourself some classic Oregon Trail gear, and don’t forget to pour a little out for all those buffalo left along the way.

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Danger. Carlos Danger.

On September 10th, New York City held primary elections for the position of Mayor, selecting Bill de Blasio (D) and Joe Lhota (R). Although some say the Mayoral elections have already been held, Nothing Mundane strongly believes that savvy New Yorkers need not be not satisfied with the “democratically elected” options.  The people must make themselves heard with a special write-in candidate.

That candidate is Carlos Danger.

Carlos Danger (Anthony Weiner) lost the Democratic mayoral primary, winning less than 5% of the vote.  When asked by reporters what he would do next, he gave them the middle finger – an action that showed tremendous leadership and self-control.   We believe in him. And we believe that by electing Carlos Danger as the Mayor of New York City, we can create a stepping stone for a Carlos Danger / Ron Mexico 2016 presidential ticket.  The presidential ticket America needs.

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Assuming all goes well for Mr. Danger this November, we can then turn our attention to the 2016 presidential campaign of Danger Mexico.  We advise showing your support with a muscle shirt.

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Get your swag here.

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