Happy New Year from Nothing Mundane!  Hope you celebrated in the finest style.  As New York City residents, we of course headed to Times Square to stand next to the tourists in the freezing cold for eleven hours.

Or, more accurately, we stayed at home and got drunk while interacting with as few other humans as possible.  Things got interesting.

Anyway, as you can see, we’ve put a new coat of paint on the site, and we’re happy to announce our new and improved design, just in time for the holidays to be completely over.

We’ve been UNDER CONSTRUCTION for a while now, but we’re excited about the future.  Go ahead and poke around; you’ll find a number of exciting new features:

• Our entire Zazzle product portfolio, arranged into marginally sorted categories
• Looks less like garbage
• Expensive plugins that don’t work
• Broken links
• Many different types of gray
• Bulleted lists

Yes, all your favorites are here.  It’s been a hell of a year for Nothing Mundane, which started in earnest this March and has become both critically acclaimed and widely ignored.  Our resolution for this year is to grow the site to the point where we can quit our jobs and live the lives of leisure we have always felt entitled to.

Reactions to our plan have been mixed,

but as misunderstood geniuses, we shall persevere in our quest to fulfill our wildest and laziest dreams.  Or, more tautologically, we shall not rest until we rest.

“How can I help,” you ask?  Great question.  The answer is, give us your money.  Now.  Now money now, money now.

A good way to start would be by purchasing our newest Universal Card, which crams at least twenty-eight different greetings and six languages (all of them English) into one amazing piece of stationery.  Like our other Universal Cards, this word jumble universal card is perfect for any occasion you remembered at the last second, whether a birthday, wedding, or extremely improbable graduation.  You can even make “a festivus for the rest of us” and leave it under your aluminum pole, as a peace offering before the feats of strength.  Go check it out!

P.S. Now money, now.