“Perhaps quantum tunneling is my ticket out of here!” You think to yourself and scream at the goblin.
He looks startled.
Again harnessing the forces of science, you sprint directly into the wall, head-first. Unfortunately for you, that isn’t how quantum tunneling works, at all.
For one thing, always go feet-first, rookie.
You pressed your luck too far and died horribly. Everyone knows you can’t keep plucking quantum cats out of the box forever.
