Google Maps is for suckers. Looking out over the maze, you realize it can be solved trivially by placing yourself into a superposition of all locations within the maze, then solving for the lowest-energy state, which should be the exit.
Harnessing all the powers of science and astrology, you put your nonsensical plan into (lots of) motion. Unfortunately for you, it turns out there was a couch within the maze, and the lowest-energy state involved you napping on said couch.
You awake after several hours, and are rummaging through the fridge for snacks when a terrifying goblin appears.