Avoiding all stupid options, you head west through the archway. You emerge blinking into the sunlight, taking a deep breath and smelling the sweet mountain flowers.
Congratulations! You’ve escaped from the Halls of Despair, a prison so complex it requires use of two separate doors to leave-
Wait, that doesn’t smell like flowers! You look out over the desolate countryside and realized your worst dreams have come true – the robots have finally rebelled!
And you never got to finish Breaking Bad!
In addition to your personal tragedy, it looks like humanity is doomed.
But on the bright side, the Internet will probably get faster! “Silver linings,” you think to yourself.
There’s nothing to do now except switch teams and betray the remaining humans. Your exceptional robot dancing should be enough to convince the overlords you’re worth keeping around.
You pull out one of your trusty Nothing Mundane Universal Cards, check off the relevant Robot Apocalypse boxes, and whisper thanks to your new robo-gods that you were ready for this.